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I’m accepting payment in the form of Ranch Dressing. My marriage is one of the only success stories Tinder has, but having a husband didn’t keep me from becoming a crazy cat lady. I dabble in the art of order. If you want to know where you fit in my life, check my calendar. I’m an ambivert who observes the conversation, and then slides in with something no one saw coming. Want to hear something shocking? Let’s talk.

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